09 The Lost Archives

Damian mentioned that one of the band’s first forays into internet videos, way back in 2002, was a 12-part series of mini videos, featuring a short vignette and a song. While he was unsure whether they were still floating around in cyberspace, we had faith that trusty internet sleuths would be able to uncover the goods. And uncover, they did. So here, for your viewing pleasure, is the very bizarre (and very 2002) collection of videos known as the “Federal Truth in Music.” 

 

FTMP 003 – Super Hygenics: Truth in Dentistry

 

FTMP 004 – Variety: Truth in Snacking


FTMP 005 – Precision Accounting: Truth in Paperwork

 

FTMP 006 – Schizotypal Indicators: Truth in Craftsmanship

 

FTMP 007 – Monogamy: Truth in Relationships

 

FTMP 011 – 1-800-JEFFY: Truth in Customer Service

 

FTMP 013 – Accuracy: Truth in Basketball


FTMP 014 – Business and Pleasure: Truth in Show Business


FTMP 015 – Positive Self-Image: Truth in Physical Fitness


FTMP 016 – Juvenile Health and Wellness: Truth in Youth Mentoring

 

FTMP 017 – Vehiculo-Spatial Awareness: Truth in Parking

 

FTMP 018 – Entry-Level Employment: Truth in the Job Market

 ANGELA JONES